edward elric ^_^
edward elric ^_^
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Back when she was in her Metroid Prime.
So a really nice WTF moment for me, occurred while playing an online battle of Halo 3, there we were a bunch of unknowing guys, trash talking and making dirty jokes about moms. What can go wrong?
So after some battles, some player was T-bagging another player, when the t-bagger shouted: “In your face, fucker!” In a high-pitched girly voice, revealing her gender to the server. Obviously people began to attack her and smack talk with such Xbox classics like “Let’s f…k, you’re a b…tch!” etcetera.
After a few minutes of this that, one kid killed her Spartan and shouted: “Yeah! Take that, go make me a sandwich!” and she just said: “I already did, check your kitchen”.
To this day, I don’t know whether it was a troll god or cruel destiny, but apparently the guy’s mom had made him a sandwich before leaving him home alone, so after a couple of minutes, he shrieked, horrified: “How did you do that? There’s a fu…ng sandwich in my house and I’m alone, how did you…” He must have forgotten the fact of the mic on his head, because we heard everything for 5 minutes as he ran around his house, terrified, trying to find the sandwich bandit that he thought had broken into his house.
I have never laughed so hard during a videogame since that epic moment.
Valentine’s Day is around the corner and we should set the mood with some tales of nerdy, awkward romance. Have some photos from your geeky wedding? Have you asked someone out on a date because of their Star Wars T-shirt? Did you and your SO meet at a DDR tournament? Send your stories to email@example.com